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Wish family and friends a very happy birthday and great year ahead with a festive birthday card featuring a chuckle worthy design and message that's sure to make any birthday boy or girl smile. The perfect gift card or money holder or accompaniment to a birthday gift. The Hallmark brand is widely recognized as the very best for greeting cards, gift wrap, and more. For more than 100 years, Hallmark has been helping its customers make everyday moments more beautiful and celebrations more joyful.
• Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
• Cover features white lettering on a blue background that reads: "Everyone gets to be young once." Inside reads: "Your turn's over."
• With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
• Birthday card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
• Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
About
Details
Wish family and friends a very happy birthday and great year ahead with a festive birthday card featuring a chuckle worthy design and message that's sure to make any birthday boy or girl smile. The perfect gift card or money holder or accompaniment to a birthday gift. The Hallmark brand is widely recognized as the very best for greeting cards, gift wrap, and more. For more than 100 years, Hallmark has been helping its customers make everyday moments more beautiful and celebrations more joyful.
• Send wishes for a day full of celebrations with a funny birthday card your friends or relatives are sure to appreciate.
• Cover features white lettering on a blue background that reads: "Everyone gets to be young once." Inside reads: "Your turn's over."
• With a simple design and brutally honest sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl or boy.
• Birthday card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
• Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely.
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Then, when you arrive at the store of your choice, use the Instacart app to notify us. Depending on the store, a shopper or store employee will bring the groceries to your car, or you can pick them up at the designated area.
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- Delivery fees start at $3.99 for same-day orders over $35. Fees vary for one-hour deliveries, club store deliveries, and deliveries under $35.
- Service fees vary and are subject to change based on factors like location and the number and types of items in your cart. Orders containing alcohol have a separate service fee.
- Tipping is optional but encouraged for delivery orders. It's a great way to show your shopper appreciation and recognition for excellent service. 100% of your tip goes directly to the shopper who delivers your order.
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- There may be a "pickup fee" (equivalent to a delivery fee for pickup orders) on your pick up order that is typically $1.99 for non-Instacart+ members. Instacart+ membership waives this like it would a delivery fee.
- Pick up orders have no service fees, regardless of non-Instacart+ or Instacart+ membership.
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- Find Best Match: By default, your shopper will use their best judgement to pick a replacement for your item.
- Pick Specific Replacement: You can pick a specific alternative for the shopper to purchase if your first choice is out-of-stock.
- Don't Replace: For items you'd rather not replace, choose "Don't replace" to get a refund if the item is out of stock.
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